the spongebob gaypants conspiracy

I wanna be a sponge!
I wanna wear square pants!
I wanna live under water!
In a pineapple!
I wanna have a pink best friend!
I wanna marry my best friend!
Wait... does Nickelodeon support the idea of gay marriage?
In an episode of Spongebob Squarepants, he gets married with Patrick, his star fish pal. Is this a subliminal message?

Speaking of which, why don't I write about how I feel when it comes to gay marriage. Well, I don't give a rat's ass about it. If two people want to get married why would anyone care about it? It's nobody else's business. So what if their genders aren't opposites?
I also don't understand how people have the energy to spend so much time fighting against it. If you're frightened by gay people, here's an idea - don't attend to the fucking wedding! Nobody's forcing you. And, dear queer-hater, do you really think that you, with your comments and abuse would be able to exterminate all the gayness on the planet? Get a grip. You're not that special.

And for all the celebs which act gay or bisexual to increase their publicity; go fuck yourselves.

Signed,
Cucks