fredag 14 november 2008

night elves and game whores

As most people know, the new World of Warcraft game was released a few days ago. Seriously, I don't really get the idea of waiting in the blistering cold for four hours in the middle of the night, just to get it. I mean, why would you wanna freeze to death in a 3648 meters long cue, surrounded by 12 year olds in costumes and plastic night elf ears? When my boyfriend went to buy the freaking game, he saw that some guys at the front of the cue had brougth chairs and beer... are there really not any better ways to party?

My brother on the other hand, he didn't have to stand in a cue. He ordered the game online and got it in the mail. Home delivery - the game style. He skipped school, said he was "sick". All of his friends did it too. He's been playing constantly for two days. His diurnal rhythm has been completely... killed. Now he's on to the third day. I went into his room to check on him. Mum said he was asleep and that he had asked her to wake him up after an hour, so that he could continue playing. I'm telling you, a marching band couldn't wake him up. He was dead as a rock. It's very cute to se an 18 year old guy, lying in bed with his clothes on like he had gotten beaten up.

I don't hate this game though. I have an account. I play sometimes, just for fun. Sadly, this game brings out the worst in me, I think in everyone actually. If I get killed, I can't help but to scream out CUNTFACE! now and then. Or "WELL THAT'S VERY MATURE OF YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!". It sometimes happens when I'm alone, that's what's scaring me. It was a long time since I played. It bores me out sometimes. My boyfriend says that it's because I'm not lvl 70 (well, now you can be 80) yet, and that it gets funnier when you get there. Sure, I believe him, but I don't think I wanna devote my life to a game. I see it more as a hobby than a lifestyle.
My brother calls me a "game whore". Evidently, a game whore is a girl who only plays computer games to get with guys. Is he serious? Of all the places I could find a guy? But who knows, maybe I will leave my boyfriend for a gnome.

Signed,
Cucks_noob

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